Marine Capt. whose eyesight required glasses for the first time shows up in the squadron spaces with his new USN issue BCD (Birth Control Devices, ugly glasses). Looking at himself in the mirror and muttering to himself and getting old, etc.
Female Cpl. walks by as Capt. mutters "God I’m getting old and now I look like a f**cking geek, I’m never going to get laid."
Cpl. stops and deadpan tells the Capt. "Sir, you don’t look too goofy. I’d still F**k you, if you weren’t an officer."
All other Marines in the area have medical problems stemming from attempts at stifling laughter while said Capt. attempts to effectively chew out said Cpl. Capt. later pays heavily at Kangaroo Court while Cpl. has beer mysteriously appear on her desk courtesy of the officers social fund.