One I remember from the 151 Sqn line book Chiv mid 80s.
ATC: Scimitar 2 can you carry out a PAR.
Scimitar2: Ugh standby I might have fuel.
ATC: (Girlie voice v sexy bird) Its for controler training.
Scimitar2: Ugh roger can you make it a Quicky.
ATC: (Husky femail voice) ugh roger I'll keep it as tight as I can.
Much mirth and phnaars all around