In a gazelle, speechless procedure, also no compass/no gyro.
ATC - Speechless aircraft, adopt the callsign Speechless 1, is this a practice?
A/C - BEEEEEEEEP.
ATC - Speechless 1, do you require recovery to xxxx?
A/C - BEEEEEEEEP.
ATC - Speechless 1, were you formerly callsign Gazelle xxx?
A/C - BEEEEEEEEP.
ATC - Speechless 1, do you have any other form of practice emergency?
A/C - BEEEEEEEEP.
ATC - Speechless 1, do you have a single engine failure?
A/C - ...........(Completely ****ing speechless!!!)