Back in the good old non PC days, at the usuall dinner at the end of QHI courses at Shawbury, it was the done thing to have the lovely Hazel come in and take of all her clothes. This generally led to adverse comments by the Staish the next day. For one course he decided to pre-empt this and declared that there would not be a stripper at the dinner.
Well, the food was ate, the port was drunk and the speeches spoke. People were wondering what was next when in walked Hazel.....totally naked. She then very slowly got dressed!!