Some hilarious stories here. The one about
the SWO and the one striper with the office
chair reduced me to tears. I can barely type
from laughing.
Here's a couple I've heard.
F4 escorting a B52, Said F4 is annoying
the B52 by manoeuvering around it, showing
off. Eventually the B52 pilot says 'Bet I can do
something you can't'. 'Show me' says the F4
pilot incredulously. 'There you are' says the
B52 pilot. The F4 crew sees nothing. 'What
did you do?'
'I shutdown two engines'.
This next one happened to a crew from
a little country west of Wales.
It's a nice day and they take off for
a navex ending with a low level transit
along the coast.
Skimming along 100' above the waves
following the coastline they spy a solitary
couple strolling on the beach.
After hard turn and a screaming dive
they buzz the hapless pair and fly back
to base laughing at their little joke.
On arrival they found there had been
a phone call.
The CO had been on a day off.
Apparently he had been walking on
the beach with his lady wife, when........