Wokka crew are about to take an ever-so nice young lady Int Officer for a jolly. She gets on board and as the loadie puts a head set on her blonde bonce, comments "Wow, this ones an absolute babe" and then plugs her in.
Captain, unaware of this, replies,
"OK, break open the p-strops, and we'll take it in turns, me first"
Ever-so soft and feminine voice was heard on intercom.......
"It'll take more than a few p-strops pal"