Lossiemouth, some few moons ago.
Two ATC controller type ladies at Lossie, one of whom was always being told (in banter mode) by Jag mate "you've got a lovely bum".
Jag mate airborne one day hears ATC type lady's instructions and says "Roger - and you've still got a lovely bum".
In radar room, lady ATC controller type hands headset over to other lady ATC controller type and says "I think this is for you" ....... voice misident by Jag mate.
(Oh all right then --- the Jag mate WAS me.)