Anecdote (hmmmmm) told by a Col from AGC (LSB)at a dinner a few years ago of a Court Martial in which he defended a young soldier accused of assault. Having left a crucial witness statement with the Chief Clerk, he explained to the court that he would need a short recess to retrieve it. The Prez says to the Col "fax it up" to which he replied "'Does rather, doesn't it sir!"
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