SAC(W) in a control tower in the north of Scotland, drinking a mug of hot water:
"This reminds me of swallowing a load in the shower".
Jag pilot to Colt Director:
"I'd like radar vectors for a self-positioned ILS".
Junior ATC officer making a tannoy during an emergency state at the last home of the Lightning:
"Emergency Sate 2 terminated - aircraft crashed in the North Sea"
Another from an engineering log (American):
"Aircraft flies funny"
"Aircraft giving a severe talking to and told to straighten up and fly right"