Lovely story from my time at Linton. All the boys having a dining in night and very,very drunk ATC offficer being dined out. ATC bloke replying to Stn Cdr kind words, "Thank you sir, I heard a funny story about OC A last night" OC A was a fierce Matron type character, "OC A was learning to play golf with a pro. Pro tries everything but cannot get OC A to hit the ball properly. Finally he says "OCA grip the club like your husbands knob" Whack 300 yds "That was great now take the club out of your mouth"
OC A crinkles hugely as everyone including the Staish collapse in laughter and storms out. ATC bloke interviews at Staish's house at 9.00 next morning and whole Mess given harsh chat about standards