Air Cell Northwood where nothing happens almost ever. SAC and LAC ops clerks running the plot, bored with no officers about, start playing 'golf' with a walking stick and a file 13 when WingCo and entourage walk in unexpectedly. Horrible silence, followed by massive rocket ended with the deathless phrase 'why didn't you use you initiative?'
SAC 'No-one told us to, Sir!'
Luckily not all SOs are totally humourless...