Grad parade:
VIP(to grad stude): 'Who's the Chief of the Air Staff?'
Stude: 'Sir Jeremy Beetham'
VIP: 'It's Sir Michael Beetham'
Stude: 'Sorry Sir. I'm not on first name terms'
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Visit to Nav School by Bairsto (known for his mumbling). Calls in to clasroom and mumbles something to Station Commander - turns to stude and says 'What do you think?'
Stude: 'I didn't hear what you said Sir, but I'm sure you're right!' (Hats on interview next morning)