4-star chum giving state of the nation brief to the assembled rabble at Waddo. FJ mate realises that it's nearly bar time and tries to bring the session to an end:
FJM:" Is it true that 29 Sqn are for the chop, Sir,.......and would you prefer yellow or brown?"
4*:" Sorry chaps, that's something I can't comment on at this stage as the impact of any such decision is still being assessed"
FJM:" OK, Sir. But what about 29 Sqn??"
Fortunately the (now-retired) 4* was a top bloke and saw the funny side!!