- Hello. I'm referring to your add xxx for the Villa yyy.
- Great. Want to have a look? We'll meet tomorrow at 1600 at the gate of the community.
(you'll meet the nice girl, then drive three times past the house until she finally finds it)
- Yeah, we like it, so how do we proceed?
- I'll call the owner ----- oh, how unfortunate, it has just been sold/rented. but I have a very nice similar one just around the corner.
(you drive again to a shabbier spot of the community)
- OK, it's quite acceptable as well. how much?
- I'll call the owner ----- oh, it just went up 50000AED.
(a bloke shows up to ask what the hell you were doing on his property. The girl takes him aside and they have a heated debate)
- Well there seems to be a misunderstanding here. But we have a very nice Villa in Mirdif, if you want.....
( you might have to take it, because nothing else meets your wallet or standards.)
(You will pep up the house + garden just to have the landlord tell you a few months later to vacate, because his brother moves in, now that it looks nice .... unless you pay 100000AED more .... )