NEWS FLASH
Breaking News.....
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Mentally unstable Idiot posts the same crap 3 times on pilot website.
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And next, The weather..
It's going to be Dull, cold and miserable for the Jetboy.
O excuse me "the jet boy is Dull cold and miserable"
And thats the news for now
More at 21:00
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