In addition:
A folically challanged guy aboard a ship I was once on "fivehead" - it was like a forehead, only bigger!
And I once made the mistake of asking a guy in my new flight why he was called UMF - apparently it stood for Ugly Mother F*****
And at College a guy called Nick Alcock, soon got nicknamed "Noballs"
Oh and 2 fat guys on a lynx flight were known as LARD flight. "lynx aircrew requiring diet"
Thats all folks :-)