SASless,
At the risk of being accused of incurable nostalgia by NEO & GMIA - absolutely true!
Led by Wally P. just about everyone on the Operation spent a whole month while J.M. was on leave ensuring that they never passed Bertie's cage without uttering "M's a W@nker" at least a dozen times. The African Grey Parrot picked this up in no time and when J.M. returned from leave and approached the cage was met with the immortal lines.
Give J.M. his due - all he said was "I suppose you realise Bertie that you are now never going to meet Mrs. M!"
OK that's it - back to suicide watch!
Trog