Thought this threat was long dead. I rather like the 'you know that you are in Africa...' dig in the parallel universe.
Yes its true: Nobody has ever seen EK management during daylight. In any case we never show up in mirrors and live off a high protein diet. My favourite is O minus.
Our sole purpose for being undead is to trap unsuspecting flyboys and make them unhappy.
1) By making them work more than 20% of their lifes.
2) By having the community pool two centigrades too warm or cold.
3) By refusing to provide a stretch limo as crew transport for four ringers. Instead you get a lousy Audi A6. And the colour? ... Eeeeeeek! Silver! How retro!
4) By only providing first class travel, instead of a Gulfstream V.
Wiley - Get a life. Anywhere! Its a big planet!