The Old Fat One & spheroid,
Do I understand correctly that when you swore a solemn oath of allegience to HM The Queen and her Heirs and Successors YOU WERE COMMITING PERJURY?
I trust that every penny of "remuneration" that you were given for your "Service" was donated to charity - obviously no-one of your persuasions would wish to accept even a single penny from a Head of State that you so obviously despise.