Comments on proposed formula with only slight tongue in cheek
Planes should be modified with the following formula
Slats announce =(Slats UP) and ( any weight on wheels including Nose wheel ) and (Take off thrust in either engine)
slats announce == A programmed chip with the voice of P or CP's, SO or Boss yelling
"Slats down dumba$$ or you die"
if no SO (Significant Other) then program with lover saying in her/his sweetest voice
"Slats down, Honey, If you ever want to see me again"
Which voice chip programming would be based on the Psych Profile of individual Pilots,
whichever the Pilot or CP responds to the quickest in SIM,
using a small black box that would warn if the chip is not inserted prior to take off with a few wiring changes to implement the formula.
In response to suggestion to have a light showing On Ground or In Air which relay contacts would you use?
I would want the light using my formula for the voice chip
Last edited by eaglespar; 27th Sep 2008 at 03:10.