Maxibon,
Some dirty girls from around York and Doncaster
They want
you back, they said something about a dirty RAF bloke with no jacket, hat or sunglasses. By the way, they both weigh 18 stone now.
Where's my best SD hat? Some ungrateful oik nicked it while I was serving him Christmas dinner. Bastard. Mind you, it could have been worse - the Staish got his hat back again. It was under the Christmas tree and someone had peed in it.