Funny how, many moons ago, if i behaved like a brat, all that my mum had to do is give me the look.
I had a woman the other day, of course with the "little angel"
Little angel had an "accident".
Woman reaching for the call bell: Ding!
Me rushing: Yes madam?
- My daughter had a little accident. We need other seats.
- Sorry madam, the flight is fully booked, therefore we don't have any empty seats.
- OK, so are you going to clean this? (pointing to the damped seat)
No I am not madam, however i shall bring you lots of napkins for you to clean it.
- Me???
- Yes, you madam (smile)
- Do you call yourself an airline? You expect me to clean your plane?
- Not the whole aircraft madam, just the area where your little angel peed on.
Note to pax: when you come aboard an a/c with your precious angel(s), regardless the airline, you ought to know that we are not a babysitting company therefore we shan't wipe your little angel's bottom because you just can't be arsed. Also, we do recommend you take some parent skills classes; it'll make my life a hell of a lot easier.
Many thanks and kind regards,
(not a babysitter) ATS
Last edited by Abusing_the_sky; 25th Sep 2008 at 19:26.
Reason: Because I can :)