Come on fellows - two pages, and no speculation about how it all happened?
OK - here's my opening gambit:
"Biggles turns final without gear. Caravan controller too busy reading Heat/Cosmopolitan/porn magazine and Biggles lands wheels up having not got a red flare. Pi$$ed off with ATC for not doing their job, Biggles dabs in a bit of left rudder, takes aim and then jumps out."
With apologies to the OP of this prose from a different but recent thread... The Tonka and the crane have both definitely made a wheels-up landing there.
