The only safe place one I know is Abuja Sheraton or Hilton.
Abuja is the capital city. Spent a week there, was ok.
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No thanks for Kano, Lagos, Port Harcourt, Sokoto, Maduguri and Kaduna.
The coastal area is extremely dangerous right now.
You got a AK-47 or a FAL...?
Besides all that, Nigeria and Rep. Dem. Congo compete for nš 1 on AIDS statistics.
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Nigerian AF are Mosquito Squadrons... not the ones build by De Havilland.
Chief Kabo never paid me the last $10,000 owed for a Hajj Contract.

Happy contrails, like our friend said, after V1 on the runway in Lagos.