Yeah, my dog wants one too. He's been howling at me for ages.
My brother in law is part of the fraud squad, according to him the cost of going after forgers is astronomical, they do everything from passports to drivers licences, security IDs, car park access cards, anything. The technology is cheap and easy to get. I don't think there are too many in aviation that do it, if they do, poor airmanship, really. ASICs should be scrapped.