Hey Sundance very funny indeed
I know that Iam not quite barking up the same tree as you but that did actually happen to me one day at the back of the BRL pub a couple of years ago. After having hung out my underpants to dry some menace decided to steal not one pair but all four. Cheeky sod..... Maybe he thought they would look better on him than me (and not to mention it was my first wet season to, so they were being changed reguarly). Moral of the story let your underpants dry in your room and not outside for the locals to see. Off the subject I know but it was funny at the time. And as for going bush, do it while you can it will pay dividends in the long run. Good luck