Sounds as if there's been a bit of 'Club Class' pie-eating and bitter-swilling, too. Five Foot Eight and fifteen stone???
You may not be a L@rd-@rse, but by 'eck, you're storing up problems for your ticker when you get a bit older, chum!
PS: A bit less time in the gym and a bit more in the library, and you wouldn't be so 'heaverly bilt'. How's that for @n@l?
[This message has been edited by Jackonicko (edited 17 June 2000).]