Stand By
chuks,
My advice is to stay exactly where you are. If you were to come back (if the promises were ever kept that is) sadly you just wouldn't fit in anymore.
"Wazzing" is called indisciplined flying in the Ops Manual and the punishment for it is very clear; you wouldn't have time to unpack before heading off again. The Warri underbridge activities of Trog and I all those years ago are OK because it wasn't against the law then, but any young buck (like yourself) who dares to compromise, or God Forbid Bad Thing, transgress the Global Target Zero Culture of Safety is out the door without a backward glance.
Chop Master is out of date too, nowadays we have an a la carte menu lavishly created at (our) great expense by Madam Beila to choose from. Provided you give 24 hours notice you can have a miniscule portion of anything on it. Complaints are studiously ignored, as are remarks and comments about quantity.
Stick with the desert and the opportunity for wazzing that goes with it. Not to mention the abundant C rations.............
NEO