Rumour has it that the reason Mike Armlick isn't in Lagos at present is nothing to do with the fact that he's afraid of being kidnapped by his own employees (there's no risk of that anyway because the terrorists would just be told to keep him
). With the collapse of the money markets he had to get out rather than pay N150 for a cup of coffee. The truth is that he's in Aberdeen on a course learning how to buy from the Dutch and sell to the Israelis at a profit. He's probably the worst thing that has happened to Bristow Nigeria in 50 years as he's totally destroyed morale and will end up costing the company a fortune as employees do all they can to cost the company money out of sheer bloody-mindedness in retaliation against the N150 for a cup of coffee in the BRC
But what does he care? Brits being kidnapped in the Delta, on the brink of civil war, but no one has quit, people meekly accept the garbage he's come up with about CLA and coffee and he's close to meeting his KPIs and quitting after a year with a huge bonus. He and that laugh-a-minute stooge of his Davy Dasher must be laughing all the way to the bank. Well, you deserve whatever you're prepared to tolerate, so if you just want to roll on to your backs and let him tickle your tummy like some mangy cur, that's what you'll get - the a$$holes shall inherit the earth