Air "Ice Cream" Rage
I love watching people standing t a bulk head on a night flight, just gazing into the darkness. So dazed and belwildered. It is not natural to be trapped in such a confined space for so long. No wonder people come out with some strange things...
On a recent flight to HKG:
Passenger comes running into the galley screaming!
PaxA: I've just been attacked!
Me: By who?
PaxA: The passenger sitting next to me. Please go, she will try to steal my bag!
I leave the pax in the galley with another crew member, and proceed to the pax's seat where I find a little chinese lady wiping ice cream off her shirt. She doesn't speak any english. So I ask one of our HKG crew to help translate. Turns out she had accidently elbowed the screaming pax, but in retaliation the screaming passenger threw her half melted ice cream at the lady and then got up and ran to the galley.
The HKG crew member moved the ice cream covered lady to a whole spare row in the front of economy, and the screaming passenger was reunited with her single window seat, her bag, and her ice cream. She was not bothered by the little chinese lady anymore. No charges were laid against either party!
On another flight:
During a night flight.
Man: Excuse me, we got up to go to the toilet, and now there is someone sitting in our seats.
Crew and pax proceed to the seats in question...
Crew: Are you sure these were your seats?
Man: Yes.
Crew: Excuse me madam, but are you sure you're in the right seat.
Woman looks up at the man.
Man: Oh never mind, it's just my wife!