...after reading a few comments about Americans here, thought I'd add this story.
Whilst not involving pax / planes, I thought it was funny and was told to me by a French Avionics engineer. He and his workmates were in a pub in France somewhere enjoying a few beers when in walked this american....
Yank (speaking in a very slow condescending manner) "excuse me. My car has a flat tyre. Does anybody speak English"?
One of the French engineers replied "Yes. I speak English"
Stood up, cleared his throat and said in a slow condescending manner
....."F#%K OFF"!
French 1, USA 0.
