If we are to bring reality to bear, perhaps the adage should be "The right customer is always right."
However, the rightness or otherwise of customers is a red herring in this excellent thread.
What the avid readership (OK, me) wants is a bit of light relief from the doom and gloom in the media right now, so come on guys, surely some of us SLF must still be brightening your days. Or are we all being a lot more careful with what we say on board in case we see ourselves in this thread??