Steady Culio, be careful who you slag off. You never know who's on the Commissioning Board.
Mate of mine, years ago, got into a 'discussion' with a chap on a train regarding who's booked seat it was, (my mate was in the wrong).
On arriving at Biggin OASC, the first guy he met was the guy from the train!
Funny old thing, my mate didn't pass selection.