One is really flattered at all this interest in my new hobby, but you must give me a chance - I just want to be one of the lads! I taught my brother all he knows about partying at the top-notch clubs with all the high class totty - just a shame about his choice of uniform on occasions, if you know what I mean???
Talking of high-class totty - Crabette, you sound like a pilot with promise - fancy being my stick buddy
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Crab, just remind me where you wanted the case of Bolly dropping off again? I've got one of my chaps popping down with it tomorrow.
Now, just remind me again, which colour uniform I have to wear on Thursdays, and am I a Flight Lieutenant now, or a sub-lieutenant, or a Corporal of Horse?? Oh no, thats the chaps in front of gran's gaff, isnt it?
Well, must dash, I have to go and have some fawning gits interview me at a flower show. At least the local lasses sometimes flash me their norks at these events. Toodle pip!