When we flew our mighty Tin Triangle to Malta once, the AEO's pee-tube split and the contents made their way to the entrance door, where, up at FL410, they froze.....
Until, that is, we descended into Mintoff's nice, sunny airspace. As we taxyed in, out came the DetCo ('Paddington Bear') in his natty khaki KD, clutching some tinnies of Cisk for us.
Regrettably, he stood under the entrance door as it opened... With the obvious and unfortunate effect on his nice, once-smart KD.
However, he had the good grace to laugh it off. "You buggers! I bring you out some nice cold beers and you go and wee all over me - is that all the thanks I get?"