Originally Posted by
BEagle
Well, being less ancient than an incontinent old navigator, I never found the need to use that dreadful pee-tube. A quick wazz against the line hut wall before flight was good enough.....
....or over the tyres of another squadron's jet - to look like an hydraulic leak!
We had a flight commander who threatened to charge anyone who chose to water the plants at Akrotiri.
Mind you, he was probably embarassed.