Reminds me of the old joke with the Englishman Scotsman and Irishman going for an interview with "the rat". The last Q was " do you notice anything unusual about my appearance? "
John and Jock having felt that commenting on the lack of ears hadn't gone down too well warned Paddy to be a little bit more tactful in his reply.
When asked the Q Paddy duly responded that no, he didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. At this point the mood lightened and Niki said, " well Paddy that all seems to be fine then, so just to conclude is there anything you would like to ask me "
Mulling it over for a few seconds Paddy decided to venture
" well yes , there is one ting bothering me Mr Lauda. . . . tell me, how the !!!! do you keep your sunglasses on ? "