Well if the proponent were still in Nigeria....the "Stitcher" would have ample opportunity to effect such a "kidnapping".
As the situation extant precludes such payback....then I submit wishing for "Stitcher" to experience an opportunity to mend his ways and do some careful reflection while doing so might prove to be beneficial for him.
Besides....if one is to get into the "wishing" business....one should at least do so with a purpose.
I can think of a few others that a forced visit with MEND might be good to read about....not that I wish it upon them....but the very news of it would tickle me pink provided they were merely held a while then released.