Proper fruitcakery. This is great!
SFH - I gave you the benefit of the doubt to begin with, but you are either a wind up merchant, or T.A.P.S.
My final words of advice to you would be to stop talking when it is obvious you don't know what it is your talking about.
If I was you, I'd cut your losses and go back to whatever it is youve been doing for the other 3 days of your adult life.