You probably know this one, which is not a British/french joke, but an Irish/Brit one.. .It was told to me by an english student pilot in PPSC ..... .. .3 drunken english pals are trying to find their way toward the next pub. They are totally smashed because England won a rugby match against Ireland.. .. .They enter the "red Lion" and begin to drink more and more beers.. .Suddendly, one of the brits spot a guy who is drinking a Guinness at the other end of the bar.. .. ."guys, I think this man is an irish, it's time for a bit of provocation" he said.. ."I bet that I can have a fight with him in the next minute !". .The two other english supporters take the bet, and there he walks to the , supposedly , Irish man.. .. ."Hello -he says- are you Irish ?". .-'llo, Yes I am. ."Did you know that St Patrick was gay ? ". .- No I didn't know that, thank you telling me. .. .The Drunken english is, at first, surprised, and totally deceived.. .So he walks back towards his friends who are very happy with his defeat.. .. .more and more beers later .... .. .The second english says :. ." I know that I can make this Irish man very angry". .So he walks toward the Irish, and say :. .. ."Hello, did you know that St Patrick, used to wear women underwears, and enjoyed it ? ". .-Hello, no, I did not know that, thank you for this very informative point.. .. .Second deception ....the disappointed english walks back to his friends and decide to have more drinks.. .. .Then, the Third English man wants to have a go with the Irish guy; he says to his friends :. ." I know how to turn this Irish totally mad after us; we gonna have our fight".. .So he proceed to the man, still drinking his Guinness and he says :. .. ."Hello". .-Hello -says the Irish man. ."Did you know that St Patrick was ENGLISH !". .. .The Irish man replies. .. .-That's what your two friends explained me, but no, I didn't know that.. .. .--------------------------------------------------