Well if you cocktail drinking grobag wearers let me in.......I was going to sneak a liney fun wagon sized quaiche of Mad Jock Loopy Liquor to the bash and let you all loose, Just like I did when I had my "MR" party.
It was always my experience of aircrew they were useless at drinking -mind you I never got to the swamp......??? Or any nice dets.