"I've never come across debauchery like this in 15 years in the Army."
There was once a young Army lady* in the Falklands who was thoroughly videoed from every conceivable angle whilst she was ‘acting as the meat in a squaddie sandwich’ within 24hrs of arriving in theatre.
48hrs after she had arrived every man and his ‘sqn cat’ had seen it.
*I use the term 'lady' loosely, although she was good looking and I’m not talking Falkland standards good looking!