Come now, chuck. Even you aren't that stupid. You're just being difficult.
A landing site beneath the aircraft, for which one has no need to glide negates any significance of a glide ratio. You understand that if one has no need to glide anywhere, and one has exercised good airmanship by keeping a forced landing site beneath ones self and accessible given the type of aircraft which one is flying...then the actual glide ratio is irrelevant. You get this, right?
Chuck, you really need to work on your comprehension skills.