Was told of this by an army pilot on hearing that I was from a town called Monaghan, (one of the border counties in Ireland). Apparently there was a slight navigational mishap north of the border hence...
Where's the Puma gone? (it's gone to Monaghan)
Where's the Puma gone? (it's gone to Monaghan)
Faaar faaaar away....
Faaar faaaar awayyyyyy.
Sung at length when any Puma pilot walked into the bar. Apparently.