A while ago, I posted the following "Unwin-esque", which I witnessed being delivered deadpan on a VC10 many moons ago ...
"In the embly of a hapling on takeoff, I will bandload the takeover, spurn on the hornpecker, heavelip madly on the slideload levers and splatly most on the drake pedlars, with severe gripe on the bum loadings - most nauseacres!
Any questables?"
Was that it?
JD
