Breaking News on Ryanair Loss of Cabin Pressure
Unconfirmed reports that Colleen Rooney and Britney Spears couldn't give a toss about Pen Hadow's concerns over the apparent lack of oxygen flow from the masks were never published on any news wire or the BBC.
A close friend of Mrs Rooney said last night that the only the pen she had was a Parker biro she got free from LV insurance.