Nolimitholdem
Frankly, I don't give a fat rats arse how you feel about the company and what you wear, even if you ask your wife if you look presentable.
Just think about those of us who do not want to be penalised because your wife can't dress you properly because you may find that it's your arse that gets the boot from the upper management group, that's if they change their way of disciplining.
Ask you wife to spare us a thought when she dresses you please.