never mind the clapping, lets have a whip round for the driver
When i was in the RAF a few moons ago a few of us went to Benidorm on the lash for a couple of weeks. One of us, a broad scouse lad 6 foot tall 15 stone rugby player, had never flown before, so during the descent before the seatbelt lights came on we told him that it was customary to have a collection for the driver, he duly took off his baseball cap and went from front to back collecting for the `driver `(much to the amusement of the cabin crew and his `mates!`)from most of the 130 or so people on board, some miseable old ba***ard from Barnsley spoit the fun though by informing him "ow thas not on`t bus to brid tha nos"