What are 5 year olds doing flying AA Eagle aeroplanes anyway?!
... because all the 6 year olds got jobs with <INSERT APPROPRIATE BUDGET AIRLINE HERE>
On a similar theme - friend of mine on oil rigs on North Sea tells of a Helo flight from Aberdeen where the 20 burly and brave oilmen board the aircraft and take their seats. 10 minutes later one of the number starts complaining "Where's the ****ing pilot? Can't be that hard to fly this thing". He gets up into RH seat and starts the thing up and goes into the hover. 19 "tough" oilmen now sh**ing themselves until the guy strips off his survival suit to reveal his 4 stripes. He got the sack.....