Sent to the Great Man's website
Dear Pen Hadow: I was so sorry to hear of your death from lack of oxygen on the Ryanair flight yesterday. Very sad. Oh ? You're not dead ? But the supply wasn't working, you said - and the descent took almost 11 minutes. And you must have been burning a lot of energy, spreading A & D among the PAXs in your function as Leader of Men. Good lungs, then.
Ah well: next time fly British Airways, I'm sure you can afford it. And they'll know how to treat someone who Makes a Difference (although if you knew What Was What, you'd have realised this applies more to the Ryanair crew flying your plane than you...)